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fyeahnorbertleobutz:

Norbert gave the commencement address at his alma mater, Webster University, and received an honorary doctorate. Dr. Butz! 

My schooooooooooooooool

nothing-rhymes-with-ianto:

pilferingapples:

magratheology:

Okay this is my favourite ambigram I’ve made

HOW DOES YOUR BRAIN EVEN DO THIS, THIS IS MAGIC AND WONDER AND YOU SHOULD BE GIVEN VAST SUMS OF MONEY AS A BRIBE TO KEEP YOU FROM BUILDING AN UNDERGROUND SUPERVILLAIN LAIR.

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casisbadluck:

beverlyhillsmom:

the article just got better as i kept on reading

im sorry.. what?

JON EATS A WHOLE RAW POTATO TO TAKE HIMSELF OUT OF THE MOOD

I AM DEAD

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the-drug-child:

i love this more then i really should

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pavel-chekov:

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aileine:

I couldn’t help myself.

OH GOOOD I CAAAAN’T STOP LAUGHINGGG SOMEONE PLEASE HELP MEEE :D

I just don’t know anymore.

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brvdleysoileau:

how is “slut” even an insult wtf get that dick grl

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fishingboatproceeds:

David Foster Wallace was like, Art must be sincere! We must use every tool in the linguistic toolbox to cut through sentiment and dishonest cliche and build fresh ways to reveal the power and reality of unironized emotion.

And Mister Rogers was like, Basically the same thing, but without any shame or pretense or fear of sincerity.

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russellmiller:

John Oliver from The Daily Show Presents Gun Control to America - Imgur

Whoop dee fucking doo indeed.

Ever feel like the Daily Show does better reporting and REAL questioning than most news shows?

It’s satire only reveals more truth than not.

aww i was hoping they’d do the bit where he answers his own question about gun control

The look on his face when he repeats ‘whoop dee doo’. Priceless.

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